"damnnn, you lotion deficient nigga?"

so i went to his game today like he asked and i sat with marvin ( i swear he laughs like a chimpanzee ) and hooliaaa :) or julia .. but i like hooliaaa and julian comes and sits on my lap .. this dude needs to lose some weight my leg was all numb by the time i left so anyways julian had some ashy ass elbows so me & julia gave him some victoria secret lotion then marvin's ass wanna come talk about "i dont like lotion"


THIS NIGGAAAAAAAAAA ... so he rolls up his pants sweet baby jesus, i have never seen just horrid looking knees in my life that shit was WHITEEE like not even just a little bit like CHALK WHITE so then julia wants to break out so fucked up story that just kills me laughing


julia: so one time before gym i was changing and my legs were really ashy
me: ... so?
julia: so nicole saw my legs and was like "i feel like i need to lick them to give them some moisture"


all of us: -death

i have never seen a group of people cause such a scene, then i look on the court and i just see nyjill GLARING AT ME :\ .. i just got up and walked my ass outta there, he looked PISSED .. he still hasn't called me yet so i guess hes even more pissed that me & julia just got up like that & left .. ahhwelll .. i'll apologize seeing as how it was kinda fucked up .. BUT I STILL HAD FUN